Monday, December 3, 2007

Random - Lines from Itisha,Divij,Niamat,Sana and Me.

I demand it.
Stop her, she's raving.
Ouch, not there you fuck.
I want fake pearls.
That look like real pearls.
That is uber-short.
Don't let the man under the blanket bother you.
He's a homeless sociopath.
Phone conversations are gay.
Christian Louboutin is an old git.
Are you aggravated enough now?
You'll love Campari if you like eating fruits which taste like puke.
And then we'll say: Herr Kamyer, move back a bit I can't get your lederhosen in the picture.
And he'll fall into the Seine.
I love him but dont wancha tell him bcaz he is a killer.
Killer?Ya he made up a story in which he killed snow white's seven dwarfs.
I want to do a Harajuku girl.
His tongue was like a Shokubutsu Shampoo Bottle.
Do you use pirated japanese products in your hair?
No, well that explains it.
I like the word: taffy.
Voulez vous couchez avec moi ce soir?
Pronounce it Air-mez, not Hermeez.
What in the name of Buddha's bra is that?
Hello, I see the assasins have failed.
Condoms are uncool.Strawberry flavored are better.
Why don't they sell sexy Italian snipers anymore?
I like plastic bags.
If they're pink and papery.
"Some particular fat bullshit".
If they wanted me to be quiet.
Why the fuck did I learn to talk.
I'm going to be a mime artist.
I pretended to mime for a 100, they ignored me completely. Fat Legs.
I like my less than 3, thank you <3.
Leave me alone.
I'm an eagle with tubercolosis.
I hate it when 14 year olds talk about Bondage, Sadism and Bloodplay. Go do your math homework you fucking waste!
When is she going to call?
Oh it's you, YOU BITCH.
I read her diary.
She's obsessed.
My diary's missing.
Do you have Bio tuitions?
Her classteacher wears a wig.
And the Silicone Implants
It's all the same.
Lizzie the lizard. Hammy the hamster.
In the end they all die, and are unceremoniously flushed down the toilet. What a life.
Explain empire waist.
You're becoming silent again.
---cough..

2 comments:

Divij said...

50...nai...40 % lines to meri hai...
baaki 59% itisha ki hai..!!
what he freakin hell did niamat, sana and u add ??

Renovatio said...

What, no mention of Herr Dresser? What with all the fake Japanese product.